Robinhood chain

BELL OFGAINS

Ring the bell. Summon the gains. That is the entire mechanism and it has never once been audited.

What is inside

One ball on a short stem. No engine, no committee, no quarterly guidance. It swings, it lands, the market hears it.

How to ring

01

Hold it high

Wood in the hand, green side down. Nobody has ever rung one upside down and got away with it.

02

One clean swing

A shake is not a ring. A ring has a beginning and an end and everyone in the room knows which is which.

03

Do not stop

The sound is the product. The sound carries down the hall and across the floor and into somebody's phone.

04

Look up

Everything green comes from above. It always has. Ask anyone who has been standing under it.

The opening

Nine thirty. Somebody lifts me, somebody swings, and for four seconds every screen in the building agrees.

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Parts list

Three pieces, no moving parts I can be blamed for

The wooden handle

The handle

Turned from one piece. The only part of me that was ever a tree, and the only part anybody is allowed to touch.

The clapper inside the bell

The clapper

One ball on a stem, hanging in the dark. It has never missed and it has never been early.

The rim of the bell

The rim

Two raised rings and a flare. That is the door the sound leaves by, and it is the loudest part of the day.

The vault

Proof of ringing

Beside a giant plush prize
They gave me a bear the size of a shed and no way to carry it
Under a tree with spilled apples
Put me down to pick apples and never came back
On a shop counter
Left between two tills, waiting to be scanned
Alone on hot sand
The parasol is four metres away and belongs to nobody
Facing three microphones
Three microphones and not one question I can answer
In a cockpit seat
They sat me at the controls because I had the handle